These noses can be brought from all major stores.. Well they can't actually but would you really want one.. You can get them from Netto for £1 or Aldi for £1.20..

   Look at Mick wearing one. Isn't he funny! Mick said - "Yes get a nose, and help raise money, If it weren't for your money I'll still be eating ducks bread!"

   Many celebrities are joining in the fun too. Last year we had such celebrity fundraising as Trevor McDonald the news reader being thrown down a open mine shaft in a bath of nails and screws. This year this will be done in tandem with Trevor and Former dodgy MP and now TV coverage slut Neil Hamilton.

Neil Hamilton Factfile

Name - Neil Hamilton

Job - TV Whore, will do anything to get on TV, oh and disgraced former MP for Taton

What you doing for the buglethon - Sitting in a bathtub of nails and screws with Trevor and being thrown down a mineshaft... Please donate wisely!

   Other celebrities are taking part in the fundraising too. Former boxer Frank Bruno will be attempting to cram his face into a live clam. Former running man Sebastian Coe will eat 500 cream horns while on a trapeze. To top it all of Bob Hoskins will abseil down the BT tower in London wearing a novelty Bugle costume and whilst having a group of hungry Terrapins cling onto his testicles.

   You could partake in your own charity fundraising activities to raise money. Or just donate it yourself. Please tell us what you are doing... And have fun... We are not liable for any damage you do to yourselves or celebrities or dogs.

Here are some ideas - Sponsored kill a tramp, Sponsored shave a badger, Sponsored push a granny down some concrete stairs, Sponsored Sponsor, A Bring and Buy sale at the local jail  etc etc etc etc ad nauseam